Who Are These Rotten Cheeldren?

WHO are these rotten, disrespectful, leetle cheeldren who insist on calling me Mommy?  They have sassy mouths that could use a good bar of Dove in them, they're ungrateful for what they have and think that they have it soooooo bad.   Gimme, gimme, gimme but they never want to do anything around here for it. 

Well! I'll show them!  I am going to find out how they can take a tour of the North Fulton Community Charities so they can see how 'bad' the have it.  Then maybe they'll appreciate what they have.  If they don't - I will donate every single thing they have to NFCC including the Wii and their DSI's.