Monday, April 18, 2011

Damn Razors!

Is there a reason that razor blades have become so fracking expensive?

If you use the really cheap ones you're left with shreds of flesh on your legs. Buy the ones with refillable cartridges and it's $15 for 4 cartridges. Electric razors suck. Nair & other products like that stink and makes me want to barf in my mouth. Waxing- too expensive and hurts like hell.

Do razors now give you a pedicure AND massage your legs? Do they tone your legs while you're shaving? Is that why they're so ridiculously priced? $10 for 3 disposable razors. I think I'd rather just become a hairy-legged-man-hater than having to keep buying those damn razors.

Friday, April 01, 2011

Such an Evil Little Man

I am not sure WHO this evil little man is trying to pass himself off as my sweet Zane.  WHAT a grouch. He's bored. He's tired, but not tired enough to go to bed. He hates what is on TV. He doesn't want to read. Doesn't want to draw. Doesn't want to go play in the basement or in the garage.

The real Zane needs to show up before this one gets sent outside into the woods to go and play with the Haints and Boogers!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Has hell frozen over?

Zoe has helped Micah wtih 3 pages of math homework he didn't want to do.  He said 'thank you.'


Friday, March 25, 2011


I am trying to decide if my children are very clever and creative......or just simply demented.

Peep! Peep!

Will be making bird nests with the little darlins from the 1st grade germ factory today!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I *may* go insane.

I may go absolutely Baby-Jane insane if Slim Daddy doesn't adjust to Zoe and her tweenie hormones.  Just warning everyone.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Who Are These Rotten Cheeldren?

WHO are these rotten, disrespectful, leetle cheeldren who insist on calling me Mommy?  They have sassy mouths that could use a good bar of Dove in them, they're ungrateful for what they have and think that they have it soooooo bad.   Gimme, gimme, gimme but they never want to do anything around here for it. 

Well! I'll show them!  I am going to find out how they can take a tour of the North Fulton Community Charities so they can see how 'bad' the have it.  Then maybe they'll appreciate what they have.  If they don't - I will donate every single thing they have to NFCC including the Wii and their DSI's. 

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Left Coast, Left Handed

Zane came up to me and told me....."Mommy!. I know why you're left handed! Because YOU were born in CALIFORNIA!"

Hmmm.  Are mini-Stepford-Pod-Republican-children at work here?