Out of House and Home

WHAT is up with the way these Oompa Loompas can eat?  Without even gaining any weight?  I LOOK at a carb and my arse grows at least 2 inches wider!!

I have been making tons of food today to hopefully get them through the weekend! I try to do it on the weekends but since they've been out of school this week the snacks have gone faster than usual.  Maybe they have a tape worm or something.  Yessssss, that *must* be it.  They have tape worms!!