I feel so old.

Zoe signed up for a "Pony Book Club" and for signing up one of the tchotskis she got was a watch with horses on it.

She came into the kitchen and told me that the watch didn't work, because the company sent her a watch without any batteries.

I looked at it. There is nothing wrong with the watch - it's a wind-up watch!

This is almost, but not quite as bad as when she asked me "WHAT is a record? Music comes on CDs!"