Pure Evilness!

I am *so* glad that the kid's school decided not to air the eeeeeehhhhvaaalllll, mind-altering speech that Obama had yesterday that was sure to emit mind-control beams through viewing devices! I was scared to death they might hear his sinister words. I mean really. Who in their extreme right mind would want their children to hear a positive message about staying in school? I'm sure there was a hidden message somewhere in the speech because that's what Betty Lou and my pastor told me. There aint nuthin wrong with kids not finishin school, getting knocked up not knowing who their baby's daddy is and smokin crack!


*snork*