Let the Madness Begin.....

I am sure that my 3 Little Curiosities have somehow cloned themselves. It seems that every time I turn around one of them is right there asking me to do something for them, though I suspect it's 2 or 3 of each. I would have better luck giving myself a root canal without novacaine than being able to keep them entertained and occupied at all times! At times I feel like a monkey with one baby monkey hanging off my neck, and the other two hanging onto my legs as I try to walk (run!) away from them.

The littlest curiosity, Zane has turned into the wild man of Borneo since losing his first tooth and turning 5. I'm afraid to cut his hair as that usually sparks a couple of days of naughtiness from him anyways. What is up with haircuts making kids act so naughty??

My mad scientist, curiosity #2, Micah has been furiously drawing and making plans in his "secret" book for his "secret laboratory." Oh, yes. He's also drawing up plans to make a bot. I have visions of a robotic "Talking Tina" chasing me throughout the house to lock me up in a "secret" soundproof room that only Micah has the key to. Which of course he'll lose and I'll be stuck forever in the secret room and no one will hear my screams!

Back to reality. Tonight Slim Daddy went to pick up curiosity #1, Zoe from being at a sleepover at her friend's house. Much to his horror - she and her friend thought it would be hysterical to shoot Cocoa Puffs out of their nostrils at him. I told him that he should be glad that the girls didn't fart on him instead since the girls have the uncanny ability to fart at will.

Amidst the whining, crying and telling me that I'm "not fair!!" I told them all tonight that I refuse to go anywhere tomorrow until all three clean up their wormhole bedrooms. Yeah. Like that will happen so my diabolical plan not to have to go anywhere will work!